Hello my the surprised friend!My name Nadejda and I wish to take away from you at all a lot of timeand to penetrate in my letter! My trade the doctor the dentist. I hadan ingenious idea to try to find love not in that place where I livenamely not in Russia! In me there were such emotions since recenttime! I would like to tell to you about it my new friend. On my formerwork in the Stomotologichesky Polyclinic I had a chance that I will goon an exchange for practice to other city for me it it was good andnot much not on myself because to go to other city on practice! I donot have there friends or even I am simple girlfriends with which Ican to spend time and speak cheerfully about problems in mine to a newlife. But all has exchanged and on an exchange there has gone my colleague which only not for a long time has come to us for work afterthe termination of Medical university. But the desire to find theacquaintance from other country at me remains on former. I thought ofa step as acquaintance to the person from other country much. Onceafter work I have gone on foot because weather was fine and saw asenamoured steams follow a hand and exchange gentle kisses. I do nothave not enough tenderness and the favourite person in the lives andit to me became very clear after this walk. I like to walk sometimesone alone with myself and to think about the lives. I could not findthe happiness in my city and till now is lonely. For myself I haveresolved to search for the love in other country. Especially I heardmuch about that that people from other countries are more romantic andare careful concerning relations with women, so to say they have aspark in eyes! I am ready completely to this step and have boughtyours e-mail in International Dating Agency. To me have told that youmy friend very good lonely person with kind and open heart. I wish totell about myself directly that to me 28 years and my growth 168 see Ilive to Russia, city Novochebocksarsk. In connection with that that in theworld financial crisis and few workplaces goes reduction. I have gotto reduction and I had to finish the work in hospital. Now I work inCafe-Bar. I wish to be happy life in the and I have serious sights atthis world. At me the big age and is a lot of experience behindshoulders. I am confident that we can to find with you the general atheme of conversation and to learn each other more. I hope to seeyours the letter my friend about your life. As I to place my foto withthe letter and some resume in a file. I very much would like to seeyours the letter and to have with you acquaintance. I would like tosee that we became good friends and not only.
As far as I can work out I’m being chatted up by some unemployed Russian doctor/dentist. The translation appears to be by Google or Babelfish! I don’t think I’ll respond, she’ll not be too impressed when she finds out I’m a 46-year old, married, fat bloke!
Don’t forget “be the happy life and have serious sights at this world”.
Oh and by the way, if the wife is reading this I am most definitely NOT registered with an “International Dating Agency”
Just got back from a marvellous relaxing two-week holiday in Dorset, and thought I’d take the opportunity to pass on some recommendations to anyone visiting the area.
Where we stayed, wonderful welcoming, tastefully renovated property with all mod cons. Peaceful and relaxing mainly because it’s at the bottom of a valley with no mobile reception!
If you’re in to tanks in any way, this is the place for you, more tanks than you could shake a stick at. Everything from a WWI Mark I to a Challenger 2.
If you’re wanting to hunt fossils on the Jurassic Coast then this is the place for you. The offer an excellent fossil hunting guided walk which is virtually guaranteed to get you finding fossils. Both my son and I came back with a pocketful!
It would appear that the lovely personage who is John Prescott MP has stated that “nothing good ever came out of bloody Norfolk since Oliver Cromwell”.
Clearly Mr Prescott is an ignorant, uneducated, twerp, Oliver Cromwell ACTUALLY comes from Cambridgeshire, and obviously he’s completely unaware of such unimportant people as Horatio Nelson, Robert Walpole (The first Prime Minister, a position that Prescott will never achieve!), Turnip Townshend (founder of modern agriculture) and Captain Vancouver (helped to discover the New World) all of whom DID come from Norfolk.
You just stay in Hull Mr P. which is well known as the centre of the universe. Don’t bother coming to Norfolk, you might get egg on your suit to match your face!
The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing “father’s details;” or putting it another way….
Who’s your Daddy?
These are genuine excerpts from the forms. .
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 360 East Bolton Avenue where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don’t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he’s had it
replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son’s conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country . Please
advise.
7.Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? child B who was also borned at the same time…..well, I don’t have clue.
8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro-Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Gordo Ramsey did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening.. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 56 Miller St, mine might have remained unfertilized.
10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can’t be sure which one made you fart.
Recently I have been looking at Flock a ‘Social Networking Browser’. It’s a network browser like Firefox or Internet Explorer, but it incorporates tools for Social Networking Sites such as Facebook, Twitter, Digg, YouTube et al.
I’m finding it a really useful way of keeping in touch with all of these without having to browse between all of them or having a multitude of browser windows open or loads of notification utilities advising you of updates.
If you’re struggling to keep up with everything, I recommend you give it a try, it’s free, so what do you have to lose!
Check out this dodgy geezer inspecting the rear of my property, not behaving suspiciously at all! As he’s having such a good look it’s a shame he missed the CCTV camera pointing straight at him!!
The police now have a copy of this, if anyone knows who he is I’d be grateful to know!
Today is Darwin Day, and in honour of this memorable event the Open University have a ‘Devolve me’ page on their website. If you present it with a photograph of yourself it will project you back in time.
We received a formal application from a person who is called John Alldis is applying to register "idaa" as their domain names and Internet brand in Hong Kong and also in Asia on 2009-02-11. During our auditing procedure we find out that the alleged John Alldis has no trade mark,brand nor patent even similar to that word.As authorized anti-cybersquatting organization we hereby suspect the alleged John Alldis to be a domain or trademark grabber.Hence we need you confirmation for two things.First of all,whether this alleged John Alldis is your business partner or distributor in Asia.Secondly,whether you are interested in registering these domains and Internet brand instead of that alleged person.(The alleged John Alldis will be entitled to obtain a domain not needed by original trademark owner.)
If you are not in charge of this please forward this email to appropriate dept.
This is a letter for confirmation.If the mentioned third party is your business partner or distributor in Asia,please DO NOT reply.We will automatically confirm application from your business partner after this audit procedure.
Being a cynical so-and-so I smelled a scam and did some research, and it seems my instincts were right, it is a scam.
Basically if you’re foolish enough to respond they will get back to you offering to register the domain names for you for a few hundred dollars.
If you really do want to register some domain names, get in touch with me, and I’ll do it a lot cheaper. Or I can charge you hundreds of dollars if you really do want to be ripped off!
It seems the new version of Windows, known as Windows 7 will not be able to upgrade from Windows XP.
Microsoft……. THIS IS STUPID……. Many people have missed out Windows Vista and will probably be going straight from XP to W7, and you’re going to force them to wipe their PC’s and reinstall!
Those of us of the nerdy persuasion will know that to wipe and reinstall is always the best option, however, less technical users will want to insert the CD and upgrade.
I predict a lot of users will be sticking with XP until they upgrade then will buy a PC with W7 pre-installed.
My wife is tracing her family tree and managed to contact a distant cousin. When the cousin heard my wife’s married name she asked if she knew of a Robert Afford.
Cutting a long story short it transpires that my wife’s distant cousin is married to my uncle’s former business partner.
This, apparently is what I looked like 1.8 million years ago (seems like only yesterday!) It’s good to see Specsavers were already going strong then.